found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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