So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I need to align my fucking chakras
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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