If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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