Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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