You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
cat food counts as protein by the way
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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