I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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