all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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