Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
If I die, sorry about rent.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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