I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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