I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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