can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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