It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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