How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
and she was petting her beer can
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
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