But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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