Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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