I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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