He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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