Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
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