would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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