Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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