The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I got inside last night via doggy door
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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