Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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