I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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