But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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