is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Randomize
