i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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