Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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