Fine. I'll sleep in my office
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
My feet surprised me
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