So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Randomize
