her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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