that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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