Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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