What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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