I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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