im drinking this country out of the recession.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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