we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize