I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
It's no shave November. This is our time.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
So I just went to clothing optional bar
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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