I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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