There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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