I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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