sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
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