Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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