Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
You can't motorboat a personality
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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