i jhust puked up my retainher.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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