A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
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