sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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