I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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