We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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