Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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