Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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