so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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