i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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