this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
two words...techno handjob
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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