We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
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