I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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