Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
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